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ek dafaa ek man second man se phone par kehta hai ke main ne air port par 3 workers send kar diye hain tum un ko is taraah pehchaan le naa , unhon ne black pent and black shirt pehnii hoii ho gii and tum un se any type of question ask karo ge to wo naa kahain ge . wo second man air port par jaataa hai and he saw 3 men and phir wo pehle waale se ask kkartaa hai ke tum kkahaan jaa rahe ho he said that nahin to wo 1st aadmee se kehtaa hai ke side main aa jao to wo 2nd addmee se poochtaa hai ke tum kase ho to wo addmee anser data hai ke nahin to wo os ko bhii kehtaa hai ke nahin. aap main se jis ne ye joke nahin sunaa hai to wo anser de.ok

ek dafa ek aadmi kisi chakkar mein phans gaya aur phir us ko police ne pakar liya..... woh wakeel ki paas gaya aur kaha ke mujhe koi tarkeeb batao jis ki waja se mein iss museebat se nikal jaoon.... wakeel ne kaha no problem ..... wakeel kehta hai ke jub judge tum se koi bhi sawal karey tou tum pagal ban jaana aur ulti seedhi harkatein karna .... us ne kaha ok..... jab judge ne us se poocha ke batao tumhara naam kiya hai tou woh bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"" phir judge ne poocha tum ko police ne kyoun pakra tou woh dobara bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"" phir judge ne poocha ke kya tum pagal ho tou woh bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"" .... judge ne fesla kya ke yeh tou pagal hai isay chorr do....... adalat ke bahar wakeel ne us se poocha dekha meri tarkeeb kaisi thi tum bach gayeeee.... ab laoo meri fees tou woh bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"".... ha ha ha

aek dafa aik aadme ja raha tha us ne dekha aek aadme road per late kar song ga raha tha jab woh wapas aaya to woh aadme ulta leeta hoowa tha us ne poocha jab main gaya th to tum seedhe the main aaya hoon to tum ultay laitay ho kia baat hai us ne jawab dia woh mere A side the yeh mere B side hai ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahah